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What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« on: July 21, 2018, 10:52:24 PM »
We all spend so long attempting to accurately describe our characters, spending hours describing their backstory and their personality. It's nice to generalize sometimes, or even be lazy - so what's the worst possible way you can summarize your characters?

Prism, for example, is a PTSD-stricken chicken with a hairtrigger hurricane problem. Jima's the Grimm fetishist with a thing for expensive ink drawings, and my beloved twins as overtly sexual egotistical maniac with daddy issues, and his the sexually-repressed bookish nerd of a sister, also featuring daddy issues.

Regardless, do your best - or your worst - to describe your characters.

Prism Skylark - Beacon First Year, Winged Sharpshooter and Leader of Team CASA (Casanova) #ffffff

Chantou Rou - Beacon First Year, Insect-Eyed Rebel of Team LGGR (Lager) #ff82a4

Albrecht Clodwal - Beacon First Year, White Knight Nice-Guy of Team CNRS (Cinerous) #00a4a4

Azre and Erza Sundown- Shade First Years, Fallen Stars of Team RASB (Raspberry) #fe2d00, #feab00

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2018, 11:10:26 PM »
Smokey's an immobile midget that's overcompensating with over-sized, highly impractical "guns" and it's not even subtle. 

Yo dawg, I heard you like horses, so I made Aurelia so you could ride a horse with a horse...-girl
Smokey Emberstone Beacon 1st Year and the Immovable Gunslinger of Team BSSM
 "I've got more than enough firepower to beat you" "You've only got one bullet!" "Like I said, more than enough"

Aurelia Lumen Beacon 3rd year and the Warhorse of Team (TBD)  "Lay down your weapons, lest you wish to taste my steel!"

Wabul "Toast" Paka Shade 1st year and the Acrobatic Swashbuckler of Team (TBD)  "Hey, I'm gonna go jump off a bridge, who's with me?"

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2018, 11:16:53 PM »
I shall with memes

Billy: "I WANA BE A COWBOY BABY"

Leona: "Yo mama!" "My moms dead"
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2018, 11:32:03 PM »
Guess the character... (should be pretty obvious)

1. Someone so overprotective that he's a hedgehog but with swords instead of quills. Also raging chivalry boner.

2. When you cross a cliché dead parents story with the power of KNOWLEDGE but without the hassle of earning a PHD.

3. Rich ass cocky weeaboo with a even larger shit-eating grin that puts Jetstream Sam to shame. Rules of Nature anyone.

4. Sexually-repressed nurse with a thing for small birds.
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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2018, 11:43:53 PM »
Amane is an Amane.
Explorer / Beacon First Year / Enigmatic Aimbot of Team CASA (Casanova): Amane Petrichor - "Win your battles before they're fought."

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2018, 01:12:11 AM »
Sophea: Obsessive, no-life bookworm and health nut

2. When you cross a cliché dead parents story with the power of KNOWLEDGE but without the hassle of earning a PHD.

4. Sexually-repressed nurse with a thing for small birds plants.

Mao: Punk from the boonies who barely managed to get into Beacon

Airi: Nobody Atlesian Faunus who may or may not want to get everyone killed

Avery: Subtly manipulative prick

Suna: Generic Vacuan

Yu: Basically nearly a trap

Izumi: Once hardcore now softcore edgelord

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2018, 02:21:38 AM »
1) The gayest straight ace character on-site

2) Cock

3) An angry Big Shaq but small

4) Awk

5) Lesbian Siege Engine

6) Faunus fetishist with a massive O.T.N.

7) Fuck you

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Reginald Royale - 1st year snotty brat of team RBLS. "I'm telling father about this!"

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Re: What's the worst way you can describe your characters?
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2018, 03:36:57 AM »
An accidental chad with an accidental harem who keeps accidentally ruining his and his girlfriend’s lives.

A girl with powers so useless she got kicked out of school for them.
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Phi: #007ba7

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