"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!" A Booming and energetic voice explodes through the speakers set up around the enormous stadium. A deep and gravely voice, like someone who spent too much time smoking and decided now would be a good time to start screaming for their entire life. "WELCOME TO THE VYTAL FESTIVAL'S FIRST ROUND OF PAIRED MATCHES!" The crowd erupted into a ceremonious cheer, whoops and hollers came from all corners of Remnant as people tuned into the match from home. "I AM YOUR ANNOUNCER, VULCO DENTRES, BUT I THINK AT THIS POINT, YOU ALREADY KNOW THAT. I MEAN, REALLY, IF MY VOICE HASN'T BEEN HEARD BY ALL YOU F ҉ ҉ KERS-" A loud, annoying BEEEP filled the arena. Of course, this of all events was kid friendly. "- ALREADY, i WOULD BE SURPRISED.ANYWAY, ONTO THE COMBAT! PREPARE YOURSELVES, IN THIS FIRST ROUND, WE'VE GOT TWO PAIRS FROM BEACON- AND WHY THE NAME BEACON? IN MEAN, WHY NOT EXPLOSION SCHOOL, OR "NOT AS COOL AS HAVEN" ACADEM- OHMYGOD F ҉ ҉ K OFF, DEREK! I'M TRYING TO DO COMMENTARY. ANYWAY, OUR FIRST PAIR IS LUCINA ARCHALETTA AND ISABELLE AOZORA, MEMBERS OF TEAM ALIA. GOD DAMN, THAT KID IS TATTED THE F ҉ ҉ K UP! AND THE OTHER TEAM, WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS TATTOOS, FALLOW RUSSET AND KUSHII UTSU- OH THAT'S THE ONE WITH THE F ҉ ҉ KING BLOW DRYER, SWEET! ANYWAY, ENOUGH ABOUT THEM, LET'S GO TO THE ENVIRONMENTAL SPINNER! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BEING REPETATIVE, DEREK. HOW ABOUT YOU TRY BEING A MULTIVERSE ENTITY HAVING TO SPECTATE EVERY MATCH AT ONCE! WHAT? NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WORDS I SAID MEAN, WHY?" After a silence, the crowd sort of just... clapped.
A large holographic image of a lottery machine appears on all sides of the arena, with two spinners. The spinners spun so quickly, making it nearly impossible to make out the passing words. It ticked through the options slower and slower until it finally stopped on Savannah and Mountain.
"AH THE LOVELY VACUAN LANDSCAPE."
The floor of the arena lowered and, in its place, arose two new floors. Lucina and Isabelle's half became a flat plain with simply chest high, densely packed, wheat blades, and Fallow and Kushii's half became a large red rock plateau with a steep drop, leading down into the Savannah. (Fallow and Kushii will start atop the mountain)
Just then, the doors on each side of the arena opened and, from them, out strolled the combatants.
(A coin flip decided Fallow and Kushii get the first posts. The arena size is that of the 2v2 arena in the show, and features scaled down biomes. Good luck, contestants.)