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A first year Beacon student, and a high ranking staff member at Beacon Academy, who happen to be the same person at different ages because of weird time shit, are open for questions.

"You, like, know how this shit works and stuff. I'm Lil Rose. She's Big Rose. Let's, like, fuckin' do this shit."

"You realize we're both, like, going to want to paradox waaaaaay the fuck out after this, right? Just to, like, kill any brain cells that might remember this?"

"Doesn't matter not canon."

"As if that, like, matters..."

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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2016, 09:41:00 AM »
Where does your fondness of saying 'like' come from?
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2016, 09:46:30 AM »
"I grew up, like, around Big Rose. And she does it, like, all the fuckin' time. So I, like, blame her."

"... I honestly have, like, no fuckin' clue... It's just a little skip in language processing and stuff."

"Kind of like 'and stuff' and stuff." Lil Rose crossed her arms. "An' stuff 'n stuff, an' stuff n' stuff, an' stuff n' stu-"

"Stop that."

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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2016, 10:32:05 PM »
Why must you torture Tits so?
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2016, 11:43:10 PM »
If you could do anything, anything at all to Ms. Titania, what would it be? Feel free to be as benevolent or malevolent as you please.


WHY MUST YOU ALL TORTURE TITS SO?
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Mauve Roux(1st year leader of team ROSE):“Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be obtained only by someone who is detached.”  -Simone Weil

Bianca Li(1st year member of team CBLT):"When you're the victim of the behavior, it's black and white; when you're the perpetrator, there are a million shades of gray." -Laura Schlessinger

Primrose Aster(1st year member of team BTRA):“To weep is to make less the depth of grief.”  -William Shakespeare

Cerise Carnelian(1st year member of team VCVS):"Be as you wish to seem." -Socrates

Lien Li(2nd year member of team MLDC): "To the mind that is still, the whole universe surrenders." -Lao Tzu

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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2016, 01:04:24 AM »
Why must you torture Tits so?

"She started it! ... Or at least... the one from when I was, like, in Lil Rose's shoes did..." Big Rose gripped the handle of Gebrochental. "I mean, like, she didn't know at the time... and I probably jumpstarted shit in this timeline subconsciously... but it's really fuckin' hard to be nice to a woman who protected a monster like Fayza Abd-Al-Kafir..."

If you could do anything, anything at all to Ms. Titania, what would it be? Feel free to be as benevolent or malevolent as you please.

Big Rose thought a moment, then blushed. "... Maybe if she was a lot younger..."

"... What?"

"What?"

"... Havings in the rectal-locationsness..."

"Fuck off, Soljia, this isn't, like, your AMA thread..."
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2016, 01:41:24 PM »
On a scale of 0 to 100, how comfortable would you be with an eventual romantic relationship?
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2016, 10:38:38 PM »
"Fifteen." Lil Rose sniffed. "If that. ... Aaaand this is the part where Big Rose, like, goes an-"

"Been in one already. Like... three years from now going by, like, local timeline and stuff."

"... Yup. There's my, like, worldview and everything. All shattered."

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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #8 on: September 23, 2016, 03:42:05 PM »
Now I have absolutely zero intention of having these characters meet, but let's say Rose ran into someone with a semblance that could affect one's perception of time, as in they can make 20 minutes seem like a day or a day seem like 20 minutes. Would that in any way affect Rose/Rose's semblance?
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #9 on: September 24, 2016, 10:10:23 AM »
Since Lil Rose can't control hers, it wouldn't have much of an effect on her.

It'd screw with Big Rose's accuracy for temporal adjustments for a bit if she didn't compensate for the altered perceptions, but she's used to working under the influence of altered perceptions.

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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2016, 01:06:30 AM »
Big Rose, if one day you somehow died but found out that whenever you die, you automatically loop back to when you first met Lil Rose with all your memories intact, how would you react?
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2016, 06:27:15 PM »
"... Well, I'd probably take as many shots at murdering Leonius Decimi Regulus as it takes to make sure he's, like, dead-dead and stuff... So, soooooo much shit would be, like, so much easier without him... But hopefully after he sends Nonus to kill Musafiri girls in an attempt to rid the world of Fayza before she becomes a massive fucking bitch..."

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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2016, 07:55:20 PM »
How many live bees do you think you could hold in your mouth at one time?
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Re: "We are, like, both Rose Stachelig! Ask us, like, almost anything!"
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2016, 09:23:21 PM »
"How many dicks do you think you can eat? The answer may, like, surprise you!"

"The answer is all of them. You can eat, like, all of the dicks."

"The answer to YOUR, like, stupid question is none. Fuck that shit. Like... no."